It's a lot harder for people to complain about something if they've had advance warning about it happening.

So, if you're one of those strong, sassy people who likes to keep it honest and sweary, I'd like to recommend to you this pin: It makes sure that everyone knows to get out of your way.

This colourful, gold-backed, hard enamel lapel pin comes beautifully presented on a Jubly-Umph backing card. It is one of a limited edition.

• Limited edition
• Hard enamel
• 40mm in Height